Just words

- Why do people have to make everything so difficult when it is really just so simple?

- I was supposed to have my "swimsuit" body by now. Oooops. Didn't happen.

- My child is SO hilarious. Where does he come up with it all??

- I need to learn to speak my mind more often...it feels good to things off of my chest!

-It's HOT

-I learned this week that starting that healthy eating by inhaling WAY more veggies than you are used to gives a not so nice tummy ache.

-I want to be in a swimming pool right now, sporting that swimsuit body...I'll just settle for the pool.

-Why does everyone get a summer vacation but me? No fair.

-One of my insureds is cancelling because I never called him and said "Go To Hell"...his words, not mine. I am serious...this is real ya'll. What??

-When your child says "oughta", "this a-way", "that a-way" and "me-ulk" (milk) it is time to evaluate your hickness as a parent.

-How come when there is not a local professional sporting event going on that means "there is nothing to watch on TV" according to your husband?

-Why are women out to prove themselves to other women with money, power, makeup, hairstyles and jean size. Why can't we just be ourselves?

-I wish I was not so nervous about another child. I want one. I am just scared to have one. Dang preeclampsia!! Adoption is scary too.

-It is HOT in case you didnt know!

-I really wish that I could go to the Mavs parade tomorrow. Maybe shake Dirks hand for being so classy and realizing it is a TEAM sport.

-I need a cleaning fairy. A dusting, vacuuming and laundry fairy would be fine...I can do the rest.

-It is 12:31 and mom is 31 minutes late with Mason. I need him to be here so I can leave work and go to a playdate. Hurry!!

-That is all for today. :)